u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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