I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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