can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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