I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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