Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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