Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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