I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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