Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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