Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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