grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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