Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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