Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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