bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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