Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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