This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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