I just made out with a guy for $7.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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