I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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