it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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