As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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