what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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