i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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