Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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