spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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