My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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