what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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