The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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