Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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