when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
operation harelip BJ is a go
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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