i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Life is so much better after having sex.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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