grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
she pinky promised me she was 18
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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