It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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