It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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