my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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