sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
