Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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