3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just found a bag of teeth...
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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