This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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