oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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