is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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