i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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