Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
