wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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