If i come over, it means nothing
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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