what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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