It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I am one with the molecules
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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