I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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