Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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