OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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