its not stalking. its research.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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