I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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