I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i think i have herpe
just one?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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