Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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