we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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