Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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