Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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