What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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