i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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