Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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