hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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