She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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