awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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